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- Sniffer The
Maltese Ringtones
- Scratch ’n
Sniff Cards
- Picture of
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by the famous person)
- T-Shirt
With Website Address – Front And Back
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Maltese Cavalier Merchandise Discount
- Meet ‘n
Greet Receptions Prior To Appearances on Talk Shows
- Sniffer The
Maltese Smell Like A Dog Eu De Cologne (with .01% real dog sweat)
And many
other Snifferific things the STM team’s working on. So, keep checking back to
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