Sniffer The Maltese: Fans II

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White intoxicating dog, you remind me of me.

Whatever floats your boat, dear fan. Just please don’t drive in that dress.

Sniffer The Maltese

This is Dinque. He idolizes me and asked if I could post his little picture. I look out for the squirt and couldn’t disappoint him. He’s a good kid. Sniffer

This is me watering pretty yellow flowers I picked with my sister. Sarah.

Thanks little pal. That’s really nice that you thought to send me those pictured pretty flowers. They look so happy, they make me smile. Take care of them.

Sniffer The Maltese

(This is what it’s all about for me, fans)

These are my friends Windy and Blix. They’ve been in wedded bliss for four years, and wanted me to share their joy-filled anniversary pic with my many fans.

Many happy returns to you two love birds. Thanks for the picture. Hey – there’s a shark commin’ at you! Ha-ha, just kidding. Sniff.

Hi Sniffer. It’s Ingrid Newkirk and Little Man thanking you for elevating human consciousness toward accepting dogs as human.

Thanks Ing. How’s it hangin’ Little Man? I wouldn’t exactly say that the little dude and I are like human-like exactly. We just want to be treated as if we were, except without washing dishes an’ stuff.

I am player in Albanian rockabilly band called Hoot Suit Marauder Killers living in New Hampshire. Mr. Sniffer we bid you good tidings. With your super excellent connections to Hollywood stars, can your Excellency make introduction of us?

Dear devoted fan. Definitely. A nightgown wearin burkabilly rock group blowin’ into a slipper through a goose head is exactly what they’ve been lookin’ for. No problemo. Thanks for writing. Sniffer “His Excellency” The Maltese.

Pictures: Alaskan Dude; David Shankbone; AnneCN; Brinana; HockeyholicAz; iloveJB123

Gorgeous beautiful red hot mamas - Fresh n' Tart

Because people know I’m a connoisseur of beauty, class, an' style, I’m often asked for site recommendations. Look, if I recommended a site on STM, millions upon millions of my devoted fans rushing there could crash the site, but I’ll make this exception, especially for my older fans. Ready? Click on the pic and be ready for your jaw to drop to your nipples. That I don’t go to stay with any of these classy red hot mamas is a sign of my loyalty and noblesse oblige to one dull, cheap, pathetically dressed Yalie, named Daa. In a New York artificial eyelash flutter, I could be against the warm, pampered bosoms of any of these appreciative ladies. I’m a paragon of virtue, I am. But shed no tears, fans. Youse just take care of yourselves, and know that I, Sniffer The Maltese, love every single one of you adoring multitudes. Hey, that’s just me. Meanwhile, don’t all rush to this site at the same time. Sniffer.

First Timers

Hello first time adventure quest human person visiting the cartoon comic strips Website of Sniffer The Maltese. Just so you know, this isn’t a place to find Maltese puppies for sale or Maltese dog animated comics (although the free comics are always animated). This is the official site about funny dog Sniffer The Maltese, his funny comic book, his fans and readers of all ages, and includes people friendly funny videos, funny pictures, and yes, those Snifferific funny jokes. Yup, these are cool comics for kids, comics for teachers of kids, for teens, parents, and yeah, for very smart grownup sophisticated adults (in fact most of Sniffer's greatest fans are grownup people).

It’s also a tested dog friendly place your Shih Tzu, Yorkshire Terrier, or any one of your puppies or old dog will like. Read them Sniffer’s comicbook when they’re sad, or happy, or anytime. So take a tour around the dog house. The online comic strips kennel is always open to you. No pooper scooper needed. Thanks for dropping in.

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