Ya’ see, this Dr. Stanley Coren from
The University of British Columbia, claims that the most intelligent dogs are
those that are the most obedient to people commands. So if you’re a dog breed
that obeys a command the first time, your a genius. You don’t obey
when commanded, you’re dumb. Well, I guess you know where that puts your
hero according to Dr. Coren.
But I got news for you Mr. Big Shot Professor. You're clueless! You just don’t get it, pops. Here’s the real deal: I, Sniffer
The Maltese, don’t budge to a command unless there’s a doggie treat at the other
end. And for that, among dogs, I’m considered totally in the smart set.
Maybe there’s somethin’ about not
jumpin’ into a cold lake for a throwed stick after your owner shouts “fetch” that
I don’t get, but I think this professor and a lot of his species are out to
stick it to the intelligent dogs. It’s a conspiracy, and I ain’t afraid to be the first
to tell the world. People, disobedient dogs aren’t dumb! We’re just... thinking.
So say no to robot dogs and the strange conspiracy to industrialize us! Say yes to the lady in the pink tutu from Diva Dogs Day dressed like a pink poodle. She values us for our souls!
So say no to robot dogs and the strange conspiracy to industrialize us! Say yes to the lady in the pink tutu from Diva Dogs Day dressed like a pink poodle. She values us for our souls!
Did you love a dog today?
Sniffer The Maltese
