Well fans,
I could say a lot about this “study” but I won’t—I’m kinda busy trying to shut the
dog meat eating industry in China. All I’ll say is, randomly look at 250
pictures on the internet of people being hugged, and I’ll bet you’ll see lots
of people looking like they don’t exactly like being hugged. Does that mean we
should stop hugging people? Well, our doctor dude says that he’s determined
that dogs don’t like being hugged, and so you shouldn’t hug them.
Here’s the
article from the doctor, The
Data Says “Don’t Hug Your Dog!”
Just when
you thought it was safe to go back into the water. . . .
Provided as
a public service by me, Sniffer The Maltese.
P.S. As
long as you don’t think my back is a walnut, you leave the knife and fork on
the table, and your smelly denture glue has had long enough to dry, you can hug
me.
STM
STM