Sniffer The Maltese: Dogs for Trump!

Dogs for Trump!

As you know fans, I try to stay out of politics, Hollywood for ugly people. This year I can't resist, and am here launching the official Dogs for Trump movement. Why? you ask. Why, for dogs' most compelling reason — hair! Not since George Washington has a candidate for president donned better hair, and George turned out pretty good.

What about Hill? you ask. Sorry, fake, doesn't pass the sniff test. Bernie? Love the color, love the Bern, needs a ponytail. Ted Cruz? Sewed in, transplant. Besides, doesn’t he look like he eats dog? Sorry Ted, can’t back anybody who eats dog.

The choice is clear. Look at this picture and tell me The Donald wasn’t sent by God to lead us to T-bone steaks and lick-clean Nutella jars. The hair never lies. Go Don go, go Don go, all the way to the groomer — I see a hair outta place! Hmmm. . . I wonder if he bleaches, or peroxides?

Yours sincerely.

Sniffer The Maltese

The admirer who sent this bowl of milk bones to Sniffie is what I call a true fan. I’m sendin’ him back a bottle of Sniffer Breath. Yeah, it’s a special one-of-a-kind gift. The empty bottle of cherry coke he’ll get doesn’t come filled with air. It’s an official found nowhere’s else on the planet Bottle of Sniffer The Maltese Breath. Bottled. My breath. Sure to be loved, prized an’ treasured by the lucky recipient. I luv my fans. Everyone. But some a little more for showin’ their love for Sniffer The Maltese in return. Thanks, fan. Keep a nose out for the fragile special delivery package. You lucky you. Sniffer

The producers of this other little masterpiece, Vivre Sur La Mer, understood my people's concept of a unifying element appearing through the video, but succumbed to their in-humanness and selected one of their own species (at least this one, the lady jogger, is a real person). Out of a sense of commercial obligation to STM, the producers gave a hat-tip, and I’m briefly included, with a ton of makeup – you’ll hardly recognize me – at minute 2.46. Don’t blink. Unfortunately, they have my cousin Prince Gilbert IV sharin’ the shot. I consented only because I know that any chance to see me, is a thrill for yous. “What could have been,” is all I can say. Enjoy anyway. Sniffer

Gorgeous beautiful red hot mamas - Fresh n' Tart

Because people know I’m a connoisseur of beauty, class, an' style, I’m often asked for site recommendations. Look, if I recommended a site on STM, millions upon millions of my devoted fans rushing there could crash the site, but I’ll make this exception, especially for my older fans. Ready? Click on the pic and be ready for your jaw to drop to your nipples. That I don’t go to stay with any of these classy red hot mamas is a sign of my loyalty and noblesse oblige to one dull, cheap, pathetically dressed Yalie, named Daa. In a New York artificial eyelash flutter, I could be against the warm, pampered bosoms of any of these appreciative ladies. I’m a paragon of virtue, I am. But shed no tears, fans. Youse just take care of yourselves, and know that I, Sniffer The Maltese, love every single one of you adoring multitudes. Hey, that’s just me. Meanwhile, don’t all rush to this site at the same time. Sniffer.

First Timers

Hello first time adventure quest human person visiting the cartoon comic strips Website of Sniffer The Maltese. Just so you know, this isn’t a place to find Maltese puppies for sale or Maltese dog animated comics (although the free comics are always animated). This is the official site about funny dog Sniffer The Maltese, his funny comic book, his fans and readers of all ages, and includes people friendly funny videos, funny pictures, and yes, those Snifferific funny jokes. Yup, these are cool comics for kids, comics for teachers of kids, for teens, parents, and yeah, for very smart grownup sophisticated adults (in fact most of Sniffer's greatest fans are grownup people).

It’s also a tested dog friendly place your Shih Tzu, Yorkshire Terrier, or any one of your puppies or old dog will like. Read them Sniffer’s comicbook when they’re sad, or happy, or anytime. So take a tour around the dog house. The online comic strips kennel is always open to you. No pooper scooper needed. Thanks for dropping in.

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