Sniffer The Maltese: Penelope Cruz Loves Sniffer

Okay, so as you know, I, Sniffer The Maltese have lots of famous fans, and lots of them send me pictures, tickets, requests for autographed pictures, all the usual admiration and tributes a world famous animal personality and dog-hero deserves.

Penelope Cruz, you know, the world famous actress, sends me this picture with the following inscription written in purple ink:

“Dear Sniffer, I just want to thank you for all the happiness you bring to the people of the world and to me too. You are my favorite animal personality and dog hero. I also want to tell you I want to sign up for your Campaign Against Eating Dog. Is there a chapter in Los Angeles or Madrid?

Kisses.

Penny

I, Sniffer The Maltese, wrote back:

Dear Penny, thanks for the pix, and you’re not getting older you’re getting sweeter.

Sorry, there are no chapters of my campaign in those cities, only Sniffer The Maltese Fan Clubs. However, Penelope, I think that you would be the perfect spokesperson for the campaign against eating dogs. Please have your people get in touch with my people.

In the meantime, attached please find an autopawed picture of me holding a bowl of all natural strawberry ice cream with sprinkles and whipped cream. No dog went into the making of this delicious dish. And believe me, it beats dog any day!

Take care, and thanks again for everything.

Sniffer

Gorgeous beautiful red hot mamas - Fresh n' Tart

Because people know I’m a connoisseur of beauty, class, an' style, I’m often asked for site recommendations. Look, if I recommended a site on STM, millions upon millions of my devoted fans rushing there could crash the site, but I’ll make this exception, especially for my older fans. Ready? Click on the pic and be ready for your jaw to drop to your nipples. That I don’t go to stay with any of these classy red hot mamas is a sign of my loyalty and noblesse oblige to one dull, cheap, pathetically dressed Yalie, named Daa. In a New York artificial eyelash flutter, I could be against the warm, pampered bosoms of any of these appreciative ladies. I’m a paragon of virtue, I am. But shed no tears, fans. Youse just take care of yourselves, and know that I, Sniffer The Maltese, love every single one of you adoring multitudes. Hey, that’s just me. Meanwhile, don’t all rush to this site at the same time. Sniffer.

First Timers

Hello first time adventure quest human person visiting the cartoon comic strips Website of Sniffer The Maltese. Just so you know, this isn’t a place to find Maltese puppies for sale or Maltese dog animated comics (although the free comics are always animated). This is the official site about funny dog Sniffer The Maltese, his funny comic book, his fans and readers of all ages, and includes people friendly funny videos, funny pictures, and yes, those Snifferific funny jokes. Yup, these are cool comics for kids, comics for teachers of kids, for teens, parents, and yeah, for very smart grownup sophisticated adults (in fact most of Sniffer's greatest fans are grownup people).

It’s also a tested dog friendly place your Shih Tzu, Yorkshire Terrier, or any one of your puppies or old dog will like. Read them Sniffer’s comicbook when they’re sad, or happy, or anytime. So take a tour around the dog house. The online comic strips kennel is always open to you. No pooper scooper needed. Thanks for dropping in.

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Penelope Cruz Loves Sniffer