Sniffer The Maltese: Video Fan Letter from a Big Fan

Sniffer here. I receive solicitations and requests regularly. Some are for my pawgraph, some for a picture, others to represent services or test dog products (that deer antler chew toy broke my bicuspid!), but this one from one Preston C. Foster, super fan, represents one of the most touching and endearing messages I have ever received. Here’s his video fan letter to me, with my response following:

Dear Mr. Foster.

While yours is one of the most touching and endearing messages I have ever received, I am sorry I must decline your warm and tender heartfelt offer. At the present time, my human caretaker requires continuing attention from me just to survive from day to day. Without my fellowship and nursing care he would I think simply curl up in a ball and fade away into the far and distant mist of time – along with soulful memories of our times together. I’m sure you understand.

If something should change to alter my present circumstances in order for me to more favorably consider your kind offer, I will immediately contact you, sir.

Thank you, Mr. Foster, and oh, if you want me to pawgraph that rare printer's proof and make it even more valuable, mail it to me return postage paid, and I will pawgraph it and mail it back.

You be well, and keep a stiff upper lip.

Yours sincerely,

Sniffer The Maltese

Gorgeous beautiful red hot mamas - Fresh n' Tart

Because people know I’m a connoisseur of beauty, class, an' style, I’m often asked for site recommendations. Look, if I recommended a site on STM, millions upon millions of my devoted fans rushing there could crash the site, but I’ll make this exception, especially for my older fans. Ready? Click on the pic and be ready for your jaw to drop to your nipples. That I don’t go to stay with any of these classy red hot mamas is a sign of my loyalty and noblesse oblige to one dull, cheap, pathetically dressed Yalie, named Daa. In a New York artificial eyelash flutter, I could be against the warm, pampered bosoms of any of these appreciative ladies. I’m a paragon of virtue, I am. But shed no tears, fans. Youse just take care of yourselves, and know that I, Sniffer The Maltese, love every single one of you adoring multitudes. Hey, that’s just me. Meanwhile, don’t all rush to this site at the same time. Sniffer.

First Timers

Hello first time adventure quest human person visiting the cartoon comic strips Website of Sniffer The Maltese. Just so you know, this isn’t a place to find Maltese puppies for sale or Maltese dog animated comics (although the free comics are always animated). This is the official site about funny dog Sniffer The Maltese, his funny comic book, his fans and readers of all ages, and includes people friendly funny videos, funny pictures, and yes, those Snifferific funny jokes. Yup, these are cool comics for kids, comics for teachers of kids, for teens, parents, and yeah, for very smart grownup sophisticated adults (in fact most of Sniffer's greatest fans are grownup people).

It’s also a tested dog friendly place your Shih Tzu, Yorkshire Terrier, or any one of your puppies or old dog will like. Read them Sniffer’s comicbook when they’re sad, or happy, or anytime. So take a tour around the dog house. The online comic strips kennel is always open to you. No pooper scooper needed. Thanks for dropping in.

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Video Fan Letter from a Big Fan