Sniffer The Maltese: Help Me Sniffer! Brother Driving Us Nuts!

We here at STM Enterprises are proud of Sniffer The Maltese's tradition of selfless giving. As one of his many public services, Sniffer answers desperate pleas from pets and others in need of solutions to their thorniest problems. In hopes of helping other fans, we occasionally post selected representative pleas for help to him as a public service under his Help Me Sniffer! feature.

A fan writes Sniffer:

"Help me Sniffer, my brother Jethro ain’t never seed no full growed necked woman. His desperateness is wreckin' the family peace."

Sniffer The Maltese responds:

Sometimes I get the weirdest letters from humans thinking I have the answers to everything. Well I do, but sometimes those answers are scary:

Dearest fan. Concerning your brother’s “problem” about not ever seeing a naked lady, please tell him he isn’t missing anything. Believe me, I’ve seen plenty. But because I know you’re just going to write back insisting that I find a solution to his problem, please tell your brother to imagine these ladies naked:

Jethro’s brother wrote back:

Dear Sniffer. Thanks to your advice, my brother Jethro has been cured of his terrible compulsion. Peace has returned to our humble home. He says that he wants to spend the rest of his natural born days in the natural beauty of the backcountry woods.

Sniffer replied:

That’s good. There are too many people living in the cities already. I’m glad I could bring another family back to health.

Your hero.

Sniffer The Maltese

Gorgeous beautiful red hot mamas - Fresh n' Tart

Because people know I’m a connoisseur of beauty, class, an' style, I’m often asked for site recommendations. Look, if I recommended a site on STM, millions upon millions of my devoted fans rushing there could crash the site, but I’ll make this exception, especially for my older fans. Ready? Click on the pic and be ready for your jaw to drop to your nipples. That I don’t go to stay with any of these classy red hot mamas is a sign of my loyalty and noblesse oblige to one dull, cheap, pathetically dressed Yalie, named Daa. In a New York artificial eyelash flutter, I could be against the warm, pampered bosoms of any of these appreciative ladies. I’m a paragon of virtue, I am. But shed no tears, fans. Youse just take care of yourselves, and know that I, Sniffer The Maltese, love every single one of you adoring multitudes. Hey, that’s just me. Meanwhile, don’t all rush to this site at the same time. Sniffer.

First Timers

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Help Me Sniffer! Brother Driving Us Nuts!