“Welcome back
everyone to the Professor Sniffer One Word Answer Challenge. That’s where
Sniffer The Maltese answers tough questions using only one word. And as you
know from previous sessions of our game, if he answers with more than one word,
he loses. But first, Sniffer! Where have you been? And where are you now? Can
you hear me, Sniffer?”
“Yeah, I
can hear you. I’m in Thailand, and I’ve been in Rumania.”
“Rumania,
Thailand? What was the reason for your international travels, Sniffer?”
“Princesses.”
“Princesses?”
“Yeah, that’s
what I said. And you don’t have to ask, I’ll tell you. I get so many marriage
proposals from Thailand and Rumania from princesses there, that once a year I
take my annual Princes Tour.”
“Wow. I
suppose being a world famous hero as you are, it’s unavoidable to receive so
many marriage proposals.”
“Yeah.”
“But does
this mean Sniffer The Maltese may be hearing wedding bells? I’m sure your
millions of worldwide fans want to know.”
“No. I’m
already married.”
“What!
Sniffer The Maltese is married! Did I hear you right!”
“I’m
married to my millions of loving fans around the world. I have to make these
trips to comfort the little dog princesses on why I can’t accept their marriage
proposals. I can never marry. I must remain devoted and unshared for my
fabulous fans.”
“Wow. How
selfless.”
“I know.”
“Are you
ready to play the challenge, Sniffer?”
“Yeah.”
“Here we
go. Remember, only one word answers. “First
question, Sniffer. In what tone do American car horns beep?”
“F”
“Correct!”
“What kills
more Americans annually than plane crashes?”
“Donkeys.”
“Right
again!”
“How many
years old does an oak tree have to be before it can produce acorns?”
“Fifty.”
“Yes!”
“What do
doctors do?”
“Practice.”
“You have
that right.”
“What are
flies without wings called?”
“Walks.”
“Absolutely!”
“What
people cannot eat animal crackers?”
“Vegetarians.”
“You rule,
Sniffer!”
“What don’t
cannibals eat because they taste funny?
“Clowns.”
“Fantastic,
Sniffer!”
“And
finally, Professor Sniffer, which comedian said the following joke: ‘My dog is
worried about the economy because Alpo is up a dollar a can. That’s seven
dollars in dog money!’”
“Weinstein.”
“That’s
right! Bravo, Sniffer! You did it again! A perfect score!”
“Thanks.”
“We hope
you get back safe to your home in New Jersey soon, and that you’ll join us
again to play Professor Sniffer One Word Answer Challenge! For STM Funterprises,
good-bye everybody and keep smiling!”
“Bye.”