You don’t want to read the whole darn thing, so live science has it down to the bone.
By the way, Maltese isn’t listed anywhere. Do you want to know why? Of course you do. It’s because we are so splendid and easy to get along with, and understanding and forgiving, that owning a Maltese is not only a blessing, it says everything about you is fabulous and great.
You just can’t go wrong with a Maltese.
Yours truly,
Sniffer The
Maltese