Hi everybody. Sniffer The Maltese here. I told my owner
Daa I wanted Google Glasses, and he said no. So I’m turnin’ to my millions of
fans to get them for me.
Daa said I didn’t need ‘em. Well, he said that about my
laptop, Android, and French coffee press, and I can’t do without them now. He
also said about the internet “it’s just a gimmick.” See? If he says no to
something, it’s proof you got to have it!
With those glasses it’ll be so cool to document my life
for yous. I can email while on my back, smell up a tree and tell you about it using
voice commends (paws ain’t the best tools for typing, you know). And no, I
don’t want them so I can see through clothes. Dogs, you may of noticed, are
already naked.
If one of you gets me this thing, you’ll get an
autographed copy of my comic book, dinner with me at Taco Bell, permission to
walk me for a whole week, and your picture with a movie star – may have to be a
dead one - posted on my website.
Thank you very much.
Sniffer The Maltese
P.S. I’ll only accept one Google Glass, so hurry!
P.S.S. WAIT A MINUTE, THOSE AREN’T GOOGLE GLASSES OR GLASS
OR WHATEVER. THAT’S JUST A GLASS WITH GOOGLE ON IT. Somebody at production
thinks he’s the very funny man. Ho-ho ha-ha, so funny. Hmmm… I wonder what it
tastes like…
Fans. These are what I want:
Thank you.