Sniffer The Maltese: Professor Sniffer

And now for our newest Sniffer The Maltese dot com feature, Sniffer The Maltese Answers Fans’ Questions Using Only One Word.

First question. Are you ready, Professor Sniffer?

Ready.

Well, that wasn’t really the first question, but okay here we go.

What is the weather like in Peru?

Peruvian.

Excellent!

At what temperature does a hardboiled egg cook?

Boiling.

Great!

Who played Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen in the 1984 movie Dune?

Sting.

Fantastic!

How many Chinese fans does Sniffer The Maltese have?

Millions.

But who’s counting, right? Ha-ha-ha!

…Okay.

In what year was Jesus born?

One.

Lightening round!

Square root of one hundred?

Ten.

What kind of name is Benoit Mandelbrot?

Inconvenient.

What word did Mandelbrot invent?

Fractal.

Finally, who said, “Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant”?

Plato.

Fantastic! And that’s all the time we have for Professor Sniffer Answers Fans’ Questions In Only One Word! Thank you Sniffer The Maltese from the bottom of our hearts!!

Gorgeous beautiful red hot mamas - Fresh n' Tart

Because people know I’m a connoisseur of beauty, class, an' style, I’m often asked for site recommendations. Look, if I recommended a site on STM, millions upon millions of my devoted fans rushing there could crash the site, but I’ll make this exception, especially for my older fans. Ready? Click on the pic and be ready for your jaw to drop to your nipples. That I don’t go to stay with any of these classy red hot mamas is a sign of my loyalty and noblesse oblige to one dull, cheap, pathetically dressed Yalie, named Daa. In a New York artificial eyelash flutter, I could be against the warm, pampered bosoms of any of these appreciative ladies. I’m a paragon of virtue, I am. But shed no tears, fans. Youse just take care of yourselves, and know that I, Sniffer The Maltese, love every single one of you adoring multitudes. Hey, that’s just me. Meanwhile, don’t all rush to this site at the same time. Sniffer.

First Timers

Hello first time adventure quest human person visiting the cartoon comic strips Website of Sniffer The Maltese. Just so you know, this isn’t a place to find Maltese puppies for sale or Maltese dog animated comics (although the free comics are always animated). This is the official site about funny dog Sniffer The Maltese, his funny comic book, his fans and readers of all ages, and includes people friendly funny videos, funny pictures, and yes, those Snifferific funny jokes. Yup, these are cool comics for kids, comics for teachers of kids, for teens, parents, and yeah, for very smart grownup sophisticated adults (in fact most of Sniffer's greatest fans are grownup people).

It’s also a tested dog friendly place your Shih Tzu, Yorkshire Terrier, or any one of your puppies or old dog will like. Read them Sniffer’s comicbook when they’re sad, or happy, or anytime. So take a tour around the dog house. The online comic strips kennel is always open to you. No pooper scooper needed. Thanks for dropping in.

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